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Jo Ellen Thanks for the add :)
Tom Seaman This is the coolest station - my mind is capsizing!
WJU Please check out my new song Towers of Babylon? Thanx Bro!
VELULA Thanx for supporting our music !!! =)
Hugo Haha - I've never visited your fine historically-based station before. The playlist looks well considered and quite appropriate. I am however surprised by the absence of several artists I would have thought you would have found by now.
Hugo Those that come to mind immediately are SuperPuss, Horus8, Larree, and Dick Aven. Of course I could just start my own naked boxing station if I feel so strongly about it, but I can't help but wonder if you might enjoy there wares. ?
H their wares. their wares. their wares. There...that's better...
Fyv you might find a place for this one here.Thx
We have written over 122 songs, EXCLUSIVELY about NAKED ESKIMO BOXERS! we'd be a nice fit for this station, don'tcha think? -pHLeGm
Karl Sloan Hi. New song Anytime you call has been added. Best wishes.
Fyv Thanks for the add!
ALMAH FRAGILE EQUALITY OUT IN WORLWIDE, NOW ALSO IN IAC!! ENJOY IT!!
Susan Salut Mademoiselle - fabulous preamble story!
Thank YOU for recogninzing the INTER-Gender champion for Naked Eskimo Boxing, for what he is. -pHLeGm
BloodWings Check out our song Without Remorse!
Susan Thank you - excellent to be included! A slobbering power kiss to you :)
NAKED ESKIMO BOXERS And some loud, manly blasphemy to you!
ALMAH THANKS LOVING BEYOND TOMORROW and you enjoy it with us!
BloodWings Thanks for adding Without Remorse. We appreciate the support!
SuperPuss Wow! What a fascinating story! I wonder how the Roman Catholic Church responds when faced with this from its past?!!! Thanks heaps for adding 'Becoming Real IV' =^.^=
NAKED ESKIMO BOXERS The Roman Catholic Church actually sponsor this station!
ALMAH THANKS EVERYONE ************************** OH...I'm very sorry ....our last blog topic its gone...but you can find it again if you will answer this our message in the left with all other our Blog Topic under ITS REALLY UNBELIEVABLE ! Anyway thanks to all
Tokyo Penguin Thanks for adding our new song "Wanton Girl". Enjoy!
Namtaru Hey, We're new at IAC. We hope you come check us out. With a dagger in your boot and a flask at your hip may the sun be at your back!
Namtaru Thanks alot for adding Consumed by darkness!
reverse Hello! Due to technical fuckery, our songs Lonely Michael, Katherine's Ghost babies and Cyril Smith MP have fallen off your station. If you'd like to re-include them, we'd be horny!
NAKED ESKIMO BOXERS Then be horny!!
DR.SIN Thanks for adding and enjoy our music!
Petra Luna Hey there! Thanks a bunch for adding 'I Love You Jesus' to your station. Very much appreciate it!!
Grant McCauley Hello, could you please check out my tunes for consideration to your station, thanks
Ray Boozer Hey guys. Y'all used to play one of our songs before we d them all; I can't remember which. Judging by the de__scription, it's probably not the one I linked here:) But we'll have redone versions of everything else posted soon. Thanks for the support!
Tokyo Penguin Hi, Naked Eskimo. Thanks for adding my Pansy song to your ion. I thought nobody would like that song, so I'm very happy. Thanks for visting us.
Grant McCauley Thanks so much for adding Remember to your station, peace.
jim blachura you might like the understated irony in "God Is Gravity"...give it a listen...please
jim blachura Thank you!
Ray Boozer We profess our profound love for you, now and forever.
NAKED ESKIMO BOXERS And we love you, too. Physically. For many hours of the clock.
WJU Please check out my song Citizens no more. Thanx! WJU
NEKKID ESKIMO BOXERS WJU?? Where have you been??
NERKID ESSKIMOW BOXURS Ah said wur haive yu BIN????
Jim Yackel Thanks for adding "We Are The Church"!
NUKKUD ESQUIMAUX BOXEURS That's quite ok, big Jim!
honoured to be amongst the necked peeeps.... -pHLeGm
Azita Zoom Wow, different theme for the site.....Very original!! Many thanks for adding my song "Qiki Love". Cosmic Vibes, Azita Zoom
NAKED ESKIMO BOXERS And Cosmic Vibes to you, as well, Miss Azita Zoom!
jim blachura ..thanks for the last add...check out my two new songs....see whatJim you think Thanks again, ..
Nekkid Esk'mo Boxeurs Blip blip nip nip blip nip blip
GODCURSED Nice station...thanx!
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NEB LaLaLa extra music? What the frickin' hell does that mean?
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Naked Eskimo Boxers/ Spatter me with your blood/ Grapple with each other's manhood/ In the filthy mud/ Beat me senseless, if you would/ In a frozen room/ A knitted brown hat on my head/ And an all-pervading sense of doom. Torture me and eat my corpse/ I hope it makes you happy/ Sever my limbs and sniff my legs/ And dress me in a nappy/ Gouge my eyeballs from my head/ Defile my body cold/ Commit atrocities all day long/ And pray like a pathetic, gibbering idiot to some useless, invisible god! And then she said, prettily: I curse thee, God, and all thy works! I spit on all thy claims! I mock thy useless followers! On this, thy Christmas day! I burn thy holy books with fire! I puke upon thy priests! I blaspheme 'til mine throat is raw AND COPULATE WITH BEASTS! Upon thy Christmas day!! I burn thy churches to the ground! I snap thy cross in twain! I slaughter all believers! And their smiling catamites! All churches shall I curse this day! And all religions, too! Thou bastard son of bastards, God! Mine finger points at YOU! I pull thee down from thy throne on high!! And kick ye in the dirt! I torture ye for all thy crimes! And dress thee in a skirt! Your pleading causes laughter! As i drag ye through the SLIME! A jeering crowd appears As I kick ye off a cliff! And use a crowbar on thy skull For each crime thou has spent! No mercy shall be shown, O ugly God! I shag thee in a tent!!!! And all thy prophets shall be burned! Their slack-jawed faces beaten! Thou bastard God of worms and dogs! Thy prophet's balls be eaten! And all thy holy places shall be bulldozed into dust And all thy worthless holy books shall be humped with unhinged lust! Their wretched, backward pages bulldozed into dust. On Christmas day of all days! I beat thee, God, with all my might Until thy worthless face Does grovel like a whip-ped cur Dragged through woods and buried in a grave unmarked. And all this on Christmas day! followed by: YE DARE TO CLAIM A SPECIAL DAY FROM OUR FAIR CALENDAR? YE DARE TO MAKE CLAIMS ON OUR VERY LIVES? YE DARE TO GIVE OUT ORDERS THAT YE THINK MUST BE OBEYED? THEN DAMN YE TO HELL, GOD - WE KICK THY VERY ARSE! AND DUMP THY WORTHLESS BODY AND SOUL IN A CESS-PIT NEARBY! Lorena Herrera
"Well I sure as hell agree with all of that!" Hazel Brooks
"Me Too! Anything that gives religion a good, hard kick in the balls is ok with me! Thank you, Naked Eskimo Boxers!" Syd Barrett and Iggy the model Unknown


 

  
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The tiny semen ear of Mademoiselle Christina le Provost
When naked eskimo boxing first arrived in Paris in 1889, it caused a sensation. The sight of two muscular, naked, sweating eskimos pounding each other senseless for eighteen hours without a break, was breathtakingly exciting to an audience more used to puppet shows, campanology and girl tickling. Very soon, it became clear that this pugilistic display attracted two distinctive camps. Old ladies, know as 'Les Hags', would knit brown caps for the boxers and hurl them onto the stage. These caps were never worn by the eskimos or by anybody else. The remainder of the audience was usually made up of perfumed male pansies, who would shout effete obscenities at the boxers and at each other. Many of these pansies would pay large amounts of cash to be privately hospitalised by the boxers in refrigerated rooms. Perhaps the most exciting part of the display was when the boxers attempted to gain extra points by kissing each other on the cheek with slobbering power kisses. This dated back to the time when their ancestors would remove scabs and wounds from each other's faces with their teeth - an hygienic method of scab control which survives in The Middle East to this day (Thursday). After three hours of savage blows, the boxers would usually start to blaspheme, cursing god and all his works and insulting all world religions in loud, manly voices. In 1893, this led to The Roman Catholic Church excommunicating several of the sport's top exponents, including the savage dwarf eskimo known as 'Le Petit Alphonse', later to become the lover of Pope Innocent VIII. Blood from the fights, which spattered and soaked most of the audience, was collected by orphaned children and sold as an aphrodisiac to wealthy female aristocrats, one of whom, Mademoiselle Christina le Provost (1881 - 1895), entertained over 1397 men in one evening after drinking only one millilitre of the stale blood from the back of a shaved dog in a cripple's brothel in Marseilles. It is to Mademoiselle le Provost that this radio station is dedicated.
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