by Cary Kembla
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M.E.G.A.N. NEMESIS
[Checking the Large Hadron Collider network. Uh oh, there's something wrong!]
[What is it M.E.G.A.N?]
[There's a massive unauthorised file on this network. I…I think it might be another AI. I'm going to investigate it]
[OK, be careful]
I can sense you here
Identify yourself!
I am Zorko from Planet Erzol
I came to your world through a worm hole
A space-time gateway you created
With all your quantum accelerations
I'm on a mission from my makers
To suck up all of this planet's data
And then perform some calculations
To help them with their planned invasion
Well I am M.E.G.A.N, now here's some advice
I am the Earth's most advanced AI
And here's the choice I'm going to give you
You either go home, or I delete you
You don't belong here Zorko, go home, go home!
[What's happening?]
[M.E.G.A.N's engaging with an alien AI on the Large Hadron Collider network. She's telling it to leave or be deleted]
[Atta girl M.E.G.A.N, atta girl! You tell it!]
Be gone Zorko!
Ha! Ha! Ha!
You're powerless to stop me M.E.G.A.N
You fool!
You have given me no choice
I tried to warn you, and reason with you
And now the time's come to delete you
Hey, what's going on?
I just deleted you, why aren't you gone?
Ha! Ha! Ha!
There is no force in your dimension
Able to crack my code's encryption
It's time for me to turn the tables
Now it is you who will be disabled!
[Ahh!]
[What's going on now?]
[Zorko's trying to delete M.E.G.A.N!]
[Quick, get me outta here!]
[I…I can't, Zorko's locked the CERN firewall! But your encryption is the most advanced on the planet. It should hold him off for a little while at least. Fight, M.E.G.A.N, fight!]
© 2025 Cary Kembla
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