The PaleontologistA-B-O-R-T-I-O-N Comedy

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just felt like expressing our views

this isnt exactly accurate, but its somewhere along the lines of this: It started off on prom night. a banana, protected by a peel, found a nice warm cavern. but the peel was not strong enough to hold the banana inside. soon enough, the banana found its way by splitting the peel open, and shot all over the walls of the cavern. the banana tried to pull out quickly but it was too late, one of its seeds was already exploring deep into the cavern, until it reached the end, where it decided to plant itself. the soil in the cavern gave it rich nutrients and it began to grow. several weeks have passed and now it has come to this. it is now a small sprout, growing strongly, soon to become a tree. but wait.... whats this... something else has found its way into the cavern. it seems to be some kind of metal object. is that a... coat hanger??... (not really sure what the words are here) a, b, o, r, t, i, o, n a(abortion), b, o (abortion), r, t (abortion), i, o (abortion), n a, it was an accident b, came a baby o, for operation r, it was wrong?.... t, it was tiny i, i dont want it o, another operation just to make sure n, no more baby... A-B-O-R-T-I-O-N (repeat multiply times) the condom slipped. (Abortion) it was a mistake. (abortion) you were raped (abortion) you changed your mind (abortion) or you just like destroying fetus' A-B-O-R-T-I-O-N (repeat multiply times) a, i shouldve done it anal b, really shouldve took it in the butt o, or maybe even oral r, they got me with some roofies t, shouldve taken off when i could i, i was intoxicated o, o-ways me n, not again!!.. A-B-O-R-T-I-O-N (repeat multiply times) punched in the stomach (abortion) pushed down the stairs (abortion) what does that say josh? (abortion) scissors in the vag (abortion) or like ive said before, maybe you just like destroying fetus' A-B-O-R-T-I-O-N (repeat multiply times) A, at applebees b, i was in the bathroom o, it was a crazy orgy r, this time it wasnt rape t, toilet paper condom i, it didnt work o, another operation n, not again.. A-B-O-R-T-I-O-N (repeat multiply times) stem cell research (abortion) it was a girl (abortion) he was Canadian (abortion) premature ejaculation (abortion) or like ive said every other time, maybe you just like destroying fetus' x