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Home Sweet Home
© 2007 Phil Marshall
Peter Piper met a viper
Rolling joints like Cuban cigars
He had a wife that knew him only too well
So he placed her and kept her in a pumpkin shell
Home Sweet Home
The house that Jack built out of pure guilt
Stands on a hill ‘neath the shade of a tree
“There’s room enough now for all seven dwarves
But I fear there is not enough headroom for me!”
Home Sweet Home
A crooked man bought a crooked house and
Into his home he brought his blushing crooked bride
She loved a frog once who courted her once
With blunderbuss and rapier by his side
Home Sweet Home
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