Dummass Music
What's this dummass on about?

2008 IAIA Golden Kayak Nominees
nominated for Best Comedy Mp3

Lyin' Dan - A Retrospective
Reach deep down in the barrel.

Epic Fail
On the positive side, he tried.

JUST LISTEN!
Wow! Musta known my wife! She would "ALWAYS" eat on a nice big dill pickle... carried it and a cup of the juice around with her... dipping the pickle into that cup... and then into her mouth it'd go... making them wet sucking sounds... I told her one day, "Honey, all my friends are over here... couldn't that wait 'til later?" ..."NO!" she'd say, "I'm just eatin' a pickle. You KNOW how I LOVE EATIN' PICKLES"... This IS a "TRUE STORY"... and we've been married 39yrs... so far!!! -M-