a funny gothic Halloween song about classic Hollywood monsters
(c) 2025 Rick Super
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Welcome to The House Of Ghoul
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HOUSE OF GHOUL
(Halloween Song
sung by my persona Mr. Swell Rains)
House Of Ghoul
I am Mr. Swell Rains
welcome to the House of Ghoul
welcome to the house of ghoul
at the end of graveyard way
far from the light of day
the Mummy's the butler
he wears a scarab around his wry neck
the Wolfman is the gardener
he loves his moonflowers
and wears a golden pentagram
at the house of ghoul
the chauffeur is the invisible man
he drives a big black hearse
King Kong is the security guard
he wears a Faye Wray t-shirt
at the house of ghoul
far from the light of day
at the end of graveyard way
Frankenstein is the manager
also screamer in the death metal band
Boris Karloff
Lady Frankenstein is the hairdresser
you will love her shocking hairstyles
at the house of ghoul
far from the light of day
at the end of graveyard way
the Creature from the Black Lagoon
is the lifeguard in a swamp
of vipers and crocodiles
the Head Chef is Count Dracula
you will love his bloody menu
and his type-A popsicles
at the house of ghoul
far from the light of day
at the end of graveyard way
( come for a visit
and never leave
hahaha!!!!
I'm the invisible man
I'm Mr. Swell Rains
House of Ghoul )
(c) 2025 rick super
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