It's All Grand
by Caneman and Larree
We took a little ride up to Hollywood
Lookin' for a few musicians who could play real good
Yay Yay, Yay Yay, Yay Yay, No Doubt!
Yay Yay, Yay Yay, Yay Yay, No Doubt!
On the Guitar Center Rockwalk we found ourselves a drummer
Who claimed to have no baggage so we became a band that Summer
Yay Yay, Yay Yay, Yay Yay, No Doubt!
Yay Yay, Yay Yay, Yay Yay, No Doubt!
Then the asshole got arrested and thrown into the can
But we promised to stand by him, Mister Muzik was the man
Yay Yay, Yay Yay, Yay Yay, No Doubt!
Yay Yay, Yay Yay, Yay Yay, No Doubt!
We exchanged a lot of letters, I bought a drum machine,
But Larree couldn't take it so he split the scene
Yay Yay, Yay Yay, Yay Yay, No Doubt!
That's when I fucked up my finger, and I was out!
So Muzik and I became the best of friends
we would keep the band together until the end
I picked his ass up at the Union Station depot
and I even took the punk downtown to meet up with his P.O.
He got William and Peter to join the band
We were gonna be huge and tour the land
Sounding tight, the feel was right, and then he had to snap
Threw Peter out and asked him back, what a load of crap
Then he brought in a pro who he knew from Japan
A six string Samurai who played guitar like Superman
The guy was cool until the day he asked me for an "e"
And I told him I played knobs and buttons, not the fucking keys
The mother fucker looked at me and gave the ultimatum
He would leave the band today or send me to a lower stratum
Muzik said I was his guy but he had to go along
So I guess that's what happens when you're sittin' on a dong singin'
It's all grand, you're out of the band
get your ass home and play with your hand!
Yay Yay, Yay Yay, Yay Yay, No Doubt!
Yay Yay, Yay Yay, Yay Yay, No Doubt!
It's all good, you're back in your hood,
campin' in your momma's driveway singin' Frank Sinatra's My Way
Yay Yay, Yay Yay, Yay Yay, No Doubt!
Yay Yay, Yay Yay, Yay Yay, No Doubt!
It's all grand, you're out of the band
get your ass home and play with your hand!
Yay Yay, Yay Yay, Yay Yay, No Doubt!
Yay Yay, Yay Yay, Yay Yay, No Doubt!
It's all good, you're back in your hood,
campin' in your momma's driveway singin' Frank Sinatra's My Way
Yay Yay, Yay Yay, Yay Yay, No Doubt!
Yay Yay, Yay Yay, Yay Yay, No Doubt!
Music by Caneman & Larree; Lyrics by Larree
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