music and lyrics by Jonny Taylor copyright 2007
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Jack and Jill went up the hill,
Jill conceived a daughter,
Jill's been smoking cigarettes,
To make the baby smaller.
Jack signed on to get some cash,
But they disconnect the water,
Then Jill fell down, cracked her crown,
Now Jacks receiving court orders.
But jack be nimble, jack be quick,
Jack broke into a house robbed the candle sticks,
Later that night when Jill was lean,
Jack was out shotting crack and selling beans.
It’s L.O.N – D.O.N London Town,
Everybody come gather lets all get down
It’s L.O.N – D.O.N the way it goes,
Even Granny and Gramps all have A.S.B.O’s
All have A.S.B.O’s all have A.S.B.O’s
All have A.S.B.O’s all have A.S.B.O’s
Jack Spratt thought he was phat,
Spent all day bunning green,
Got caught up in the wrong crowd,
Living his life in a gangster dream
Straight out of the suburb,
He was raw and residential,
Driving daddy’s Merc,
He thought that that was his credentials
He lent it too his boys one day,
On a term just like a rental,
The police found it written off in Halifax
And his dad went fucking mental!
It’s L.O.N – D.O.N London Town,
Everybody come gather lets all get down
It’s L.O.N – D.O.N the way it goes,
Even Granny and Gramps all have A.S.B.O’s
All have A.S.B.O’s all have A.S.B.O’s
All have A.S.B.O’s all have A.S.B.O’s
Jack decided to ditch Jill,
And find him self a wife,
So he jumped up on the internet
To start sorting out his life,
10 days later in a chat room,
He met a lady he called Leanne
When they met up for dinner
She turned out to be a man
Only In –
It’s L.O.N – D.O.N London Town,
Everybody come gather lets all get down
It’s L.O.N – D.O.N the way it goes,
Even Granny and Gramps all have A.S.B.O’s
All have A.S.B.O’s all have A.S.B.O’s
All have A.S.B.O’s all have A.S.B.O’s
Bridge…
It’s L.O.N – D.O.N London Town,
Everybody come gather lets all get down
It’s L.O.N – D.O.N the way it goes,
Even Granny and Gramps all have A.S.B.O’s
All have A.S.B.O’s all have A.S.B.O’s
All have A.S.B.O’s all have A.S.B.O’s
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