This is a parody of the Beatles "Please Mr. Postman".
Written, engineered and produced by Rick Cormier
Dog E. Styles, lead vocal and guitars
Bill Rogers, bass and backing vocals
Robert L. Hines, hand-claps
Rick Cormier, backing vocals and hand-claps
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(Waste!)
Oh yes, what a nitwit, Lindsay Lohan!
(Waste!)
Way-ay-ay-asted, Lindsay Lohan
(Lindsay Lohan’s so sad, she)
Oh yeah
(Spends all her time half in the bag, you see)
She’s, she’s Lindsay Lohan
(She’s been wasted such a long time)
Oh yeah
(Doubt that girl could walk a straight line)
She’s messed up again today
Yeah, her eyes look so far away
She’s Lindsay Lohan, rich and free
But she’s pathetic, pathetic to me
She’s just standing there, staring, Lindsay Lohan
So vacantly
That mink she stole, should have known better
Than to pose in it for all to see
She’s Lindsay Lohan
(Lindsay Lohan, I think she’s)
Oh yeah
(About as smart as any chimpanzee)
She’s, she’s Lindsay Lohan
(She’s been wasted such a long time)
Oh yeah
(Doubt that girl could walk a straight line)
So many days she’s passed out, high
She makes Spears look like apple pie
Her mom and pop would like to forget her
Empty her room, ignore all her letters
She’s Lindsay Lohan
(Lindsay Lohan, I think she’s)
Oh yeah
(About as smart as any chimpanzee)
She’s, she’s Lindsay Lohan
(She’s been wasted such a long time)
Oh yeah
(Doubt that girl could walk a straight line)
She’s such a wasted nitwit, wasted nitwit, oh yeah
Just a wasted nitwit, wasted nitwit, oh yeah
Just a wasted nitwit, wasted nitwit, oh yeah
Hey check her out, she sure looks high to me
Oh, you’re a wasted nitwit, wasted nitwit, oh yeah
Just a wasted nitwit, wasted nitwit, oh yeah
Just a wasted nitwit, wasted nitwit, oh yeah
Just vanish like Greta and soon they’ll forget
You’re such a wasted nitwit, wasted nitwit, oh yeah
Just a wasted nitwit, wasted nitwit, oh yeah
Just a wasted nitwit, wasted nitwit, oh yeah
Such a wasted nitwit, wasted nitwit
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