What do you get when Osama, Kim Jung Il, and Vladimir Putin put forth the case ... ? Well, something like this!
Lyrics/Melody: Tom Carroll
Vocals: Tom Carroll
Composition/Backing Vocals: Walter Mulso, III
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The Terrorism Cha-Cha
This is the terrorism Cha-Cha,
I think you’ll agree,
There are as many terrorists,
As there are fish in the sea.
We’re hard to beat,
We’re not just horsing around.
You can’t beat us with cruise missiles
Or marines on the ground.
My name is bin Laden,
Am I alive or dead?
I could be lying in a crater,
Or doin’ Cha Cha in bed.
Your bunker buster bombs,
They don’t frighten me
While my shadow is big
I’m hard to find as a flea.
Refrain
I’m from Pyongyang,
My name is Kim Jong Il,
A Cha-Cha with me
Would be a bitter pill
It can go much better
Than it first appears
If you ditch Condolezza Rice,
And send me Brittany Spears.
Refrain
I’m Vladimir Putin
And I don’t speak jive.
For each insurgent that you catch
Up pops another five.
If your intel is faulty,
That makes it quid pro quo
If even one blameless man,
Is in Guantanamo.
Refrain
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