We employ ground breaking use of the medieval German percussive instrument Arschklemmplatten. (Arse Clamps) This versatile yet under utilised instrument produces a highly unique sound. Unfortunately it can only be used in extemely short songs as it can be quite painful to play. Arschklemmplatten can even cause permanent cheek disfigurement if used by an unskilled player.

Arschklemmplattens aside, our sound is the blending of manic Telecasters and dynamic drumming... a sound that causes listeners to dribble uncontrollably, spill their beer and experience uncomfortable flatulance.

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